
darknessisrisingandsoismyboner:
I am a unicorn.
I can cast a stunning spell. “Stupefy!”
aww Im normal still. Darn tumblr surfing naked.
Zelda shirt. I win.
Mine says “show me yours” with winking eyes.
Sexual goddess? X-ray vision?
NOTHINGNESS
IS
ETERNAAAALL
yeah I’m not wearing one lawl.
Striped… turtleneck… powers?
OH, I KNOW
I bring warmth to all necks~….that’s stupid never mind :c
holy shit guys I’M LINK.
i’m spiderman and i have the power to be amazing
i prevent suicide. LIKE A BOSS.
Mordecai and Rigby? I have the ability to be awesome.
I’m a dog that can play the drums. LIFE IS GOOD
Green striped shirt and green argyle cardigan. Clearly I have the power to not give a shit.
…wait. That’s not new.
Screw you guys, I’m the Hero of Time and savior of Hyrule!
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